February 2012
Dear Mom,
Fuck you.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
I knew you were a waste of time
lol who shoved a stick up your ass?
You know someone's a facebook douche when...
1. their work is “boss at _____” when they’ve probably never worked a day in their life
2. they list a college they’ve never attended under their education
3. their hometown is obviously fake
4. they post “tbh” statuses every day
5. you look at their birthday and find out they’re fucking 14
smh
I will write about the following, leave one in my...
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear @________,
WatchOMG HIS ACCENT
